Mr. Beer N. Hockey Lives Here

Waiting For You

Your

Fucking

Berries

Are

 

Waiting

For

You

 

Waiting

For

You

 

Waiting

For

You

 

69 Years Ago the Artist Axel Hou Died A Free Man In Copenhagen

School Marm

When Will Jesus Get a Haircut and Get A Job?

 

Jesus this

Jesus that

Lord this

Lord that

 

Messiah this

Messiah that

King of Peace this

King of Peace that

 

Son of God this

Son of God that

Carpenter’s son this

Carpenter’s son that

 

Get a haircut and get a job

Unimpressed

America

Has never

Impressed

Me

 

Except when

An American

Has stood

Me a beer,

 

Which never

Would have

Happened if

I looked

 

Like one of their many boogeymen.

 

 

 

Velvet Underground Grammy Winners At Last

The boys

In England

Introduced me

To The Velvets.

 

One of the boys

Imitated Ringo,

“They are better than

The Beatles you know.”

 

I saw both

Lou Reed and

John Cale

That year.

 

They were better than The Beatles.