Unimpressed

February 21, 2017

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America

Has never

Impressed

Me

 

Except when

An American

Has stood

Me a beer,

 

Which never

Would have

Happened if

I looked

 

Like one of their many boogeymen.

 

 

 


Velvet Underground Grammy Winners At Last

February 13, 2017

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The boys

In England

Introduced me

To The Velvets.

 

One of the boys

Imitated Ringo,

“They are better than

The Beatles you know.”

 

I saw both

Lou Reed and

John Cale

That year.

 

They were better than The Beatles.


A Wise Man’s Words

January 27, 2017

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The Fuck Vote

July 25, 2016

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Will

People

Vote

For

Hillary

Rodham

Clinton

Because

They

Want

To

Fuck

Her?


Gordie Howe

June 11, 2016

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Lucky

For

Me

I

 

Grew

Up

In

The

 

Same

Country

As

Gordie

 

Howe


Loyal To A Point

June 9, 2016

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We
Are
Loyal
People

Same
Chinese
For
Years

Until
We
Switched
This

Year


In and Out

May 2, 2016

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I

Live

In

Canada.

 

It

Is

Fucking

Great

 

Since

We

Kicked

Harper

 

Out.